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After our last ARTICLE on why Washington is better than all of the other states, we received this...
Dear Upset Reader,
Since you didn't provide a real name or email address we can only respond in the same passive-aggressive way with which you contacted us.
It's not that we were trying to spoil the plot twists of a show that's more than twenty years old, we just assumed that everyone had seen it. It was never our intention to ruin someone's life and so to redeem ourselves, we offer you this...
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze.
Tyler Durden isn't real.
It was Earth all along!
Clark Kent is Superman.
Mitt Romney loses.
The Patriots beat the Rams in Superbowl XXXVI.
They totally kill Jesus.
Finkle is Einhorn.
Einhorn is Finkle.
You're Welcome, and thank you for contacting Camp666.